Meta's Twitter alternative, Threads, is just a hours away, and I can only say that I've never been this excited for a Facebook-I-mean-Meta product ever, and I know I'm not the only one. I am a daily Twitter user, the kind whose girlfriend constantly has to tell me that I need to get off my expletive phone. In fairness, just under half of this time is work-related, since I need to follow a lot of people who make news that I need to cover. But even in the depths of the Twitter leakosphere about the new best graphics card contender...