You will miss Sir Keir Starmer when he has gone. I hear you say that you will do no such thing. You think that Starmer has been a disaster. He was ‘Two-tier Keir,’ ‘Sir Kid Harmer,’ ‘Free-Gear Keir’ and whatever other insults conservatives generated from their rhyming dictionaries, and that you will be absolutely delighted when he resigns. I hear what you say. But I am afraid I don’t believe you. You will miss him, like addicts miss their fix. The best way to understand Starmer is as a drug. Precisely because he was so mind-numbingly tedious and so terrible...