Pete Hegseth wants us to call him the Secretary of War. One problem with that idea is that it’s not up to him. The name of the Department he is screwing up to a fare-thee-well every single damn day is established by statute and only Congress can change it. Another problem, however, is that if he really wanted an accurate title it would probably be Secretary of White Supremacist Christian Nationalist Compensation for Having a Tiny D--k. Which is too long for a standard business card. Besides, there is another title he has earned and deserves: that of Former Secretary...