THE phone rings. It’s Lord Alan Sugar, at his Florida home and he’s not happy. He’s not bladdy happy at all, in fact. The cause of his anger? Last week’s reviews for the first episode of the 20th series of The Apprentice, mine included. They suggested it was tired, showing its age and “should’ve called it a day about ten years ago”. “Yeah, I’m a bit peeved,” he growls down the line from America, where the winter temperatures match his Lordship’s mood. “I thought you were a fan of the show?” I am. Or was. “But the media’s all singing...