There is one (and maybe only one) extraordinary moment in Brett Ratner’s somniferous documentary on the current first lady of the United States. Towards the close, as Donald and Melania Trump, in the last hours of inauguration day, lope across a heavily decorated section of Washington, DC, the soundtrack – already much at home to your dad’s first iPod – happens upon The Crystals’ immortal Then He Kissed Me. You know? The song most famous for playing while Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco, as a New York gangster and his wife, stride confidently into the Copacabana Club in Goodfellas. Is...