• Traitors’ Joe Marler: I got £30k. We weren’t all paid the same Pep up Antiques Roadshow with some honest talking. “It’s worthless, clear off.” “I’ve kept the box … It’s in mint condition.’’ “And I’ve got a lot of other crap to appraise before lunch.” “I’ll never sell it. It’s of great sentimental value.” “Cry me a river, elderly lady. Cry me a river.” As for The Repair Shop, you must never splice together two different bits of what the teddy lady says to make it look as if she’s inciting violence, because that would be deeply unprofessional, abhorrent...