Before anyone gets the wrong idea, let's make one thing clear: Eric Cartman is not a hero, a cool guy, or anything other than a little sociopath with no redeeming qualities. Really, ever since the show's pilot episode, "South Park" has made it abundantly obvious Cartman is its primary villain. This also speaks to the elements that make "South Park" a Rorschach test, as certain viewers have decidedly misguided opinions about Cartman and who he is. Indeed, there are plenty of folks out there who (incorrectly) believe Cartman is funny and likable for saying outrageous and hateful things. But season...