It’s too humid to dress like this right now. Photo: American Eagle via YouTube On paper, Sydney Sweeney is an ideal spokesperson for American Eagle — what’s more classic than an all-American blonde who looks like she plays volleyball modeling for one of the foremost preppy-young-adult clothing stores? With Abercrombie pivoting to become a brand of which your friend is like “You know who actually makes normal clothes now is Abercrombie” and Euphoria only just kicking off its third season, a girl’s gotta work. Unfortunately, Sweeney’s new denim-centric ad campaign sparked a wave of controversy with people threatening to boycott...