Sign up for the Surge, the newsletter that covers most important political nonsense of the week, delivered to your inbox every Saturday. Welcome to this week’s edition of the Surge, which feels as if it has to tell all the nation-states out there: Your desperate plays to get ranked in the Surge by doing wars on Thursday nights will not work. What will work? Resigning from Congress while in Guyana. Being the national intelligence director and posting videos about how we’re all going to die from nukes. Sending troops into Los Angeles, or responding to troops being sent into Los...