Sign up for the Surge, the newsletter that covers most important political nonsense of the week, delivered to your inbox every Saturday. Welcome to this week’s edition of the Surge, a newsletter that calls for the immediate impeachment of any “radical left” readers who don’t scroll all the way to the end. As for the news … well, at least the weather’s getting nicer? This week, we didn’t learn anything new about who killed JFK, but we did learn the Social Security numbers of various living American citizens. A humbled Chuck Schumer submitted himself to continued punishment on television. A...