Given the way this awards season started—with Jo Koy’s absolutely abysmal performance as Golden Globes host—the bar was low for this year’s Oscars host, Jimmy Kimmel. Luckily for all of us, he made it through nearly unscathed. Here are Kimmel’s opening monologue jokes, ranked from the best to the most groan-worthy. Related From Slate Everything That’s Happening at the 2024 Oscars Read More Actual LOLs • This night is full of enormous talent, and untold potential. But so was Madame Web, so who knows? • Barbie is a feminist icon thanks to Greta Gerwig, who many believe deserved to be...