George Santos will not be seeking reelection in 2024. He made the announcement on Thursday, airing all the pickled grievances so crucial to MAGA playbook: He’s tired of being “under the gun” from the media “all the time,” and he will instead continue to represent his constituents for as long as he is “allowed.” (Ominous!) The real reason for this abrupt suspension of duty is an investigation conducted by the House Committee on Ethics, also made public on Thursday, that dug up a highly Santosian pattern of corruption during the man’s 10 months (only 10 months!) in Congress. Surely to...