Will Lloyd Nov 8, 2023 – 7.25am Save Share You were born in a lower provincial Austrian backwater. Your father is an unpleasant minor bureaucratic cog with a drinking problem. Your mother loves you very much. You realise you are a special boy, and that you have a powerful vision. Through the purest force of will you achieve notoriety, then high office, and eventually, after great struggle, a unique place in history. Who are you? There’s something about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sharkily narrow eyes, which menace even when they are trying to smile. Well, you’re not Adolf Hitler. You’re actually Arnold...