McDonald’s recently launched something called the Kartik Aaryan Meal. You’d assume that when a fast food chain does something like this, it would also bother about creating new items. But no, the Kartik Aaryan Meal is simply the regular old McDonald’s food wrapped in packaging plastered with his face. Nobody thought to come up with a sandwich that captures the actor’s personality with sauces and patties. The Kartik Aaryan Meal at McDonald’s is pretty much the most accurate metaphor that you could possibly find for his new movie, Satyaprem Ki Katha, which is essentially like the kind of films that...