Experiencing homelessness and mental health issues, an agitated Jordan Neely shouted on a New York subway train earlier this month that he was hungry and thirsty. Had Penny given Neely something to eat or drink, he would be a good Samaritan. But nowhere in that beloved biblical parable does the Samaritan respond to someone else’s suffering by grabbing him in a choke hold and killing him. “We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop the Left’s pro-criminal agenda, and take back the streets for law abiding citizens,” Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida tweeted last Friday. “We stand with Good Samaritans like...