There is something sort of sad about the news, as announced Tuesday, that former Fox News host Tucker Carlson will relaunch his show on Twitter. Three weeks ago, Carlson was riding high as the biggest name on America’s most popular cable news network. Then, as far as anyone can tell, he lost his job for being a jerk. Now, he is taking his show to a money-losing website that does not actually have shows and is owned by a terminally thirsty dweeb who is desperate to win the approval of opinion leaders such as catturd2. “Starting soon we’ll be bringing...