HAPPY Paddy’s Day, folks. It’s the one day of the year when seasoned aficionados of the pint, like yours truly, will give the pub a wide berth. It’s the last place you’d want to be today, trust me. If you’re unfortunate enough to be sitting in a boozer right now reading this, then God help you. All around you sit those who never drink except on this day. 4 The pub on Paddy’s Day is to be avoided like the plague, unless you’re a barman or woman rostered to work today Credit: Getty Images - Getty And you know what...