There are lies, damned lies, and George Santos Whitestone: Jimmy Durante used to close out every show with, “Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.” I think Hakeem Jeffries, House minority leader, should close out every congressional workday with, “Good night, George Santos, whoever you are.” My uncle, a salesman, used to joke, “Never tell the truth when a lie will do as well.” Santos goes beyond that and tells lies even when lies won’t do as well as the truth. He’s such a consistent, compulsive liar that he must search for the truth in order to say the opposite....