To view past editions of The Hill’s 12:30 Report, click here: https://bit.ly/30ARS1U To receive The Hill’s 12:30 Report in your inbox, please sign up here: https://bit.ly/3qmIoS9 –> A midday take on what’s happening in politics and how to have a sense of humor about it.* *Ha. Haha. Hahah. Sniff. Haha. Sniff. Ha–breaks down crying hysterically. NEWS THIS MORNING Oh my gosh. Nancy Pelosi’s husband was assaulted in his home: Paul Pelosi, the husband of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), was “violently assaulted” early on Friday morning by an assailant who broke into their San Francisco home. Was Nancy Pelosi home?: No,...