Early morning television has changed so much since I was a kid. Back in the 90s, you’d switch on your TV over breakfast to see two sarcastic Irish puppets making fun of a member of Boyzone, everybody would have a good laugh, and then you’d change the channel over to cartoons and not think about them for the rest of the day. Nowadays, it’s a totally different animal. Morning TV is a hotbed of never-ending controversy, as hosts find new and innovative ways to infuriate the nation between cooking segments. I haven’t woken up before 12pm since I started freelancing,...