"Fascist” shouldn’t be confused with “fastest,” but there are jokes. “How did Mussolini win the race? ... he was the fascist. #mysadattemptatajoke” was posted on Twitter by CJ Way on January 22, 2013. “How did Benito Mussolini win the race? He was the fascist in Italy” was posted on Twitter by Kaitlyn? on April 21, 2015. “Why did hitler win the race? Because he was the fascist” was posted on Twitter by pfizec on November 27, 2015. “Why did the nazi win the race? He was the fascist” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 11, 2022. “A Nazi will likely...