After reading Andrew Taban’s, uh, appeal to our senses (May 12), I shoved The Signal aside, looked at my kitchen counter, and thought to myself, “Somebody needs to have a talk with this guy.” During World War I the Ottoman Empire had a problem with Armenians, so they came up with a “solution.” During World War II Nazi Germany had a problem with Jews, so they came up with a “solution.” Ages ago, according to the Old Testament, God had a problem with humans in general, so He came up with a “solution,” but then He chickened out and gave Noah...