To: All members of the Antifa Northeast SquadronFrom: Antifa HQ, parts unknownSUBJECT: Groundhog ‘Antifa Phil’ to release fascism prediction This memo is a reminder of our upcoming annual Groundhog Day event, which will be held at the secret location we call Alinsky’s Knob on Feb. 2. As usual, everyone’s favorite authoritarian-biting rodent, Antifa Phil, will arise from his bunker and let us know whether we’ll have six more weeks of fascism or swift success in trampling tyranny! As a decentralized network of autonomous groups that bears no resemblance in size, structure or capacity to the violent behemoth right-wing pundits like...