I THOUGHT I’d had all the presents a boy could wish for this Christmas, then along came Santa Starmer with another cheeky little stocking filler for the nation. After sliding down the chimney, our generous leader announced that some rancid activist, Alaa Abd El-Fattah, was back ho-ho-home to Britain after being treated in a rather beastly way by the authorities in Egypt, where he was born. Advertisement With his trademark knack of judging exactly what the good boys and girls of Britain want, Father Keirsmas revealed he had made El-Fattah’s plight a “top priority” since becoming PM. Hallelujah! It’s a...