> Movies There's something insidious about a bad movie that has a lot of bonkers stuff in it. In the words of Admiral Ackbar, who is not in this Star Wars ripoff, "It's a trap." Because you'll hear about all the odd baubles of Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire, and no matter how much I warn you that they are thrown together in a dull and frustrating way, you won't believe me. Jena Malone as a vengeance-seeking spider woman? Charlie Hunnam as a hipster douchebag space pirate? A burly prince who hates shirts so...