The debate about "cancelling" Christmas songs is now as predictable as Christmas. Should people be allowed shout "you cheap lousy faggot" because they are singing along to Fairytale of New York? Is Baby, It's Cold Outside merely flirty or "date-rapey"? One side in this debate decries it as "wokery gone mad". But the issues raised by these songs are valid, even if the scale of any offence in them is relatively mild. And, in any case, as far as I can hear, both songs are still ubiquitous. The problem isn't the principle of questioning cherished Christmas songs. The problem is:...